Asked by Anonymous
Honestly… it’s not that big of a deal, unless you get all uppity about “Why is the small called ‘tall’. Ugh… why does Starbucks have to make everything so complicated…” in which case I will very pointedly and very condescendingly say “Tall” every time I repeat back your drink.
Our district is fairly strict on proper terminology, and our customers think its hilarious to get baristas in trouble for saying small or medium. I always say it the way were supposed to anyway, simply because its what we have…if someone wants a “small frappe” go to McDonalds. (But thats just me, and our district lol)
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
OR! Everyone just take in that all human bodies are hardcore no matter the sex? While everyone is bashing someone for saying a man’s body is ALSO hardcore (Not more so) and to get over himself you see like 80% more posts about women demanding praise for their body…
Everyone’s body is awesome, everyone’s body has it’s ups and downs. Stop shaming in general.
It always amazes me when people get a mocha frappuccino for their 3 or 4 year old. Kids already have so much energy. Why do they need the caffeine rush? In case you are wondering, yes, they do know the drink has coffee in it and they don’t go for decaf.
My favorite is the parents who go all “oh and make my kids mocha nonfat and no whip….I’d like to avoid a sugar rush. No regular espresso is fine”
Asked by Anonymous
Submit your two week’s notice to your manager like you would at any other place. Or, if it’s spur of the moment, you could always jazz it up, I guess.
A guy at another store in my district got so sick of everyone he took two whipped cream bottles, held them behind himself and sprayed them while he walked out the door yelling “that’s it guys! I’m blastin’ outta here!”. Dropped them at the door and walked out.
We have a woman who comes in almost every day and orders a Cafe Vanilla Frappuccino Light…but sugar free.
And every day we confirm that what she wants is a Coffee Frappuccino light with sugar free vanilla. And she says yes.
Yet every day she orders it as a CVFL but sugar free. And then sounds annoyed when WE confirm it as THE CORRECT FREAKING DRINK.
I feel like at some point this stupid tiny little thing will stop annoying me…someday…
…. Yo, we have an older lady who does this EXACTLY the same way every day…
Asked by gaywitches
Nope. To my knowledge, there isn’t. I think the Starbucks Evening stores might have some differing condiments, but I could be wrong. Anyone who works in one who can fill me in?
Were not an evening store but we do have salt and pepper. I’ve never seen jellies, but we get asked all the time…
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
I get paid friday does that count