Just filled out my health insurance forms!
yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!
I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.
Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.
No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.
This is so important.
Asked by Anonymous
Honestly… it’s not that big of a deal, unless you get all uppity about “Why is the small called ‘tall’. Ugh… why does Starbucks have to make everything so complicated…” in which case I will very pointedly and very condescendingly say “Tall” every time I repeat back your drink.
Our district is fairly strict on proper terminology, and our customers think its hilarious to get baristas in trouble for saying small or medium. I always say it the way were supposed to anyway, simply because its what we have…if someone wants a “small frappe” go to McDonalds. (But thats just me, and our district lol)
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
OR! Everyone just take in that all human bodies are hardcore no matter the sex? While everyone is bashing someone for saying a man’s body is ALSO hardcore (Not more so) and to get over himself you see like 80% more posts about women demanding praise for their body…
Everyone’s body is awesome, everyone’s body has it’s ups and downs. Stop shaming in general.
It always amazes me when people get a mocha frappuccino for their 3 or 4 year old. Kids already have so much energy. Why do they need the caffeine rush? In case you are wondering, yes, they do know the drink has coffee in it and they don’t go for decaf.
My favorite is the parents who go all “oh and make my kids mocha nonfat and no whip….I’d like to avoid a sugar rush. No regular espresso is fine”
Asked by Anonymous
Submit your two week’s notice to your manager like you would at any other place. Or, if it’s spur of the moment, you could always jazz it up, I guess.
A guy at another store in my district got so sick of everyone he took two whipped cream bottles, held them behind himself and sprayed them while he walked out the door yelling “that’s it guys! I’m blastin’ outta here!”. Dropped them at the door and walked out.
We have a woman who comes in almost every day and orders a Cafe Vanilla Frappuccino Light…but sugar free.
And every day we confirm that what she wants is a Coffee Frappuccino light with sugar free vanilla. And she says yes.
Yet every day she orders it as a CVFL but sugar free. And then sounds annoyed when WE confirm it as THE CORRECT FREAKING DRINK.
I feel like at some point this stupid tiny little thing will stop annoying me…someday…
…. Yo, we have an older lady who does this EXACTLY the same way every day…